Here’s a great Christmas present for you all: the red band Alien: Covenant trailer (red band meaning don’t play it out loud near Grandma after Christmas dinner because there are rude words). This genuinely looks like it could be the Alien film we all wanted Prometheus to be and it really, truly wasn’t. The trailer certainly plays up the scary side of things. So we’ve got backbursters now, as opposed to chestbursters. And that shower scene looks like it could challenge Psycho for “cinema’s most memorable shower scene”. The song, by the way, is a cover version of “Nature Boy”, versions of which have been used in The Talented Mr Ripley and Moulin Rouge. It is a very odd song.